By Rail
Craploads of trains come in from London and everywhere else. Leave the station by the main exit, turn left and then left again at the mini roundabout onto Victoria Road. Follow the road as it bends to the right, Barhouse is on your left just before the crossroads.

By Car
There is limited on-street parking outside Barhouse on the main road, which is free after 6pm (1 hour limit before then). From outside Chelmsford, follow signs for the Town Centre, then for the Train Station. You'll end up at a double mini-roundabout in front of the station and a Marks & Spencers with a Dominos Pizza place on your left. After blocking the traffic for ten minutes as you tuck into a 12" Mighty Meaty turn right onto Victoria Road and follow the road round. After about a hundred yards, nab any parking space you see on the left then walk the following distance up the road to Barhouse. If you drive past looking for a space it's a pain in the ass trying to turn round and come back then park, so just don't mess that bit up.

On Foot
Walk up the High Street and then onto New Street. Keep going until you reach the crossroads by the Police Station, and hang a left. Barhouse is across the road.

By Plane
Don't be a dick.